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Join the Duck Division

Posted by MeatwadSprite Aug. 23, 2009 @ 2:09 PM EDT

As the new leader of the DD I'm taking this crew in a new director , first things first Chris Beer and gay friends have been banned from the group and are now a target of ridicule in every day conversation for all Duck Division members.

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Aug. 23, 2009 | 2:10 PM notanerd1 says:

http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1844158

Aug. 23, 2009 | 2:13 PM Archon68 says:

I hate you spammers.

Aug. 23, 2009 | 2:19 PM Montgomery-Scott says:

lmao wade already doesnt like you i wonder what he'll do when he sees this!

Aug. 23, 2009 | 2:20 PM LearnToLove says:

http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1844466

Aug. 23, 2009 | 2:27 PM EJR says:

lol

Aug. 23, 2009 | 2:41 PM Fleek says:

can i joime.......

Aug. 23, 2009 | 2:42 PM Fleek says:

also did you see my tribute to you :) :) :)

Aug. 23, 2009 | 2:42 PM EgoistXIV says:

She's totally hot. Should i post MY VERY OWN SPECIFIC UNIQUE EXOTIC link?

Aug. 23, 2009 | 2:43 PM SciutoAV says:

owned

Aug. 23, 2009 | 2:55 PM HyperGumba says:

What ? Why you ?

Aug. 23, 2009 | 2:56 PM JoSilver says:

NEW DUCK DIVISION!!!! This could be fun =3

Aug. 23, 2009 | 3:06 PM Fawx says:

ackbar association.

Aug. 23, 2009 | 3:15 PM BTTBfromTPC says:

Wow.Just wow.
An old NG member like you joins that mass of gays?
That man-decapitating submission in still haunting my nighmares.
Seriously gu(a)ys,the way you have fun is comparable to those mororns who ring bells and run away.

Aug. 23, 2009 | 3:16 PM bmxdudleydo says:

I hope you get permanatly banned!

Aug. 23, 2009 | 3:37 PM BazookaJack says:

im in

Aug. 23, 2009 | 3:39 PM sontuk says:

im in

Aug. 23, 2009 | 3:41 PM tenaciousd6669 says:

http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1844158

Aug. 23, 2009 | 3:46 PM WackyAnimation says:

oh nice. good to see that lowsy era of the DD is over with.

Aug. 23, 2009 | 3:59 PM Pokemonpoeguygcn says:

Let's see how will this end up

Aug. 23, 2009 | 4:02 PM xBlazeUK says:

That decapitating submission was horrible.

Aug. 23, 2009 | 4:28 PM JustAnotherUser says:

Is my dick small enough to join?

Aug. 23, 2009 | 4:29 PM RageNDingbat says:

do you have autism or something

Aug. 23, 2009 | 4:50 PM AronKong says:

O===========B O:

Aug. 23, 2009 | 4:52 PM BTTBfromTPC says:

Oh,by the way

http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1844583

Hotness

Aug. 23, 2009 | 5:02 PM MisterLevon says:

bitmaps and sprites make's a good movie

Aug. 23, 2009 | 5:02 PM justsomerandomdude says:

duck division sucks big flappy donkey dick , cant hack for shit only use phishing

Aug. 23, 2009 | 5:11 PM acejammer says:

A group leader who calls some of their group's gay can't be taken seriously.

Aug. 23, 2009 | 5:16 PM ChrispyBacon says:

get a life

Aug. 23, 2009 | 5:46 PM Golf232 says:

NEW Duck Division? WTH is that?

Aug. 23, 2009 | 5:56 PM dwork95 says:

Oh boy i wanna join so my computer can get filled with many wonder viruses and trahs the good name of newgrounds, please allow me to chop off my penis and join!

Aug. 23, 2009 | 6:00 PM PJ-Olzow says:

ALL GLORY TO THE MALLARD

Aug. 23, 2009 | 6:03 PM max15946 says:

YES THE SPAMMERS ARE DEAD!!! thank you but what is going to happen now?

Aug. 23, 2009 | 6:45 PM Emanhattan says:

IS IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU PEOPLE NOT TO BE SO FUCKING GAY ALL THE TIME

Aug. 23, 2009 | 6:52 PM StagBeetle says:

Oh so a group of faggots is now being led by an even bigger faggot THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING COOL BRO

Aug. 23, 2009 | 7:44 PM ThePortalGuru says:

Still dislike the DD, but hey! Chris Beer's gone, that's good.

Aug. 23, 2009 | 8:05 PM yt1DER says:

No.

Aug. 23, 2009 | 8:30 PM JimGrim2 says:

HEY GUYS MAYBE IF WE COMPLAIN A LOT AND CALL THEM ALL FAGS THEY'LL GO AWAY!

Aug. 23, 2009 | 9:01 PM Golf232 says:

^
no, because that's what they WANT. spammers want negative attention.

Aug. 23, 2009 | 9:49 PM FrozenFire says:

Ugghhhh Nooooooo..

Aug. 24, 2009 | 12:42 AM KazaKaza says:

what why o.0

Aug. 24, 2009 | 6:27 AM Dexter3000 says:

...fuck.

Aug. 24, 2009 | 9:17 AM Bismarck117 says:

Well, there is an other spaming community, BUT, a community that the objective is actualy to destroy newgrounds by flooding it to death... I'v ear that you got taged by the FBI, but i thing it was a hoax... was it? Frankly, I don't see wy would anyone want to join exepte becose that they are not realy wordy animator and thus, decide to take som kind of revenge from the whole world by spamming so that we are not able to see what is good since it is drowned in a sea of shit...

Well, exepte the fact that I said that you are a bunch of worthless gay fagots, what happened to good ol' Chris Beer? And what are those silly comments? Gimme a good laugh before depressing me with a shit storm of spam...

Aug. 24, 2009 | 10:42 AM UltraPitchFork says:

i wanna join

Aug. 24, 2009 | 10:45 AM biIIgates says:

http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1844466

Aug. 24, 2009 | 12:03 PM Tank50K says:

what... is it a trap?

and if not... i am totally in...

Aug. 24, 2009 | 1:41 PM 1234himhimpolo says:

http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1846317

Aug. 24, 2009 | 7:38 PM 25-Karat-Gold says:

Great! Where can I join?

Aug. 24, 2009 | 8:09 PM xXxAlecxXx says:

nofuku

Aug. 26, 2009 | 7:59 PM KingExodus says:

http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1846317

Aug. 26, 2009 | 11:45 PM dante224 says:

You can find me in da tub
with my mister Bob
listen to this pretty sound
it comes from my rubber duck
I'm in to sitting down
I ain't used to standing up
so come, give me a hug
if you're in to getting scrubbed

by my dick

Aug. 29, 2009 | 8:17 PM Blight says:

staggy pretty much hit the nail on the head

Aug. 30, 2009 | 1:49 AM Save-A-Seal says:

This better result in some wild, zany Ackbar-DD crossover episodes that can be just like Flinstones meets the Jeffersons, but better quality.

Sep. 1, 2009 | 10:57 PM WackyAnimation says:

lol so now chris beers is targeting the kk. if you kicked him out he might target the DD too so i suggest making regular backups and all that.

Sep. 3, 2009 | 9:46 PM NinjuhBoyBLU says:

http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1864321
for the lulz

Sep. 7, 2009 | 3:56 AM Zombie-Toaster says:

No meatwad no! For the well being of Ackbar no!

Sep. 8, 2009 | 11:45 PM mexC says:

im in...but wut do i hav to do? lmao

Sep. 9, 2009 | 4:03 PM icecold128 says:

congratz. now get bowl cancer and die a slow and painfull death :)

Sep. 12, 2009 | 12:34 PM Xzz says:

We, the players hate you bad.
You have trespassed here and leaved crappy flashes.
Your death will pay for your misdeeds.

P.S.: I hope you'll die in pain.

Sep. 13, 2009 | 12:30 AM Budge007 says:

You need to seriously get the hell off your computer and find a better way to spend your time. I thought this was laugh out loud hilarious at first because you're such an unfunny talentless spammer, but now I just feel sorry for you. Get a life, for the love of God please do.

Sep. 13, 2009 | 10:29 AM PeckaPrime says:

Goddamit make a new ackbar already !

Sep. 16, 2009 | 1:35 PM DarkKingBernard says:

WHAT?OHH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sep. 21, 2009 | 12:10 AM dante224 says:

hi friend!

go die!

Sep. 21, 2009 | 9:03 PM A-ronrusseau says:

Fuck you!
You were the guys that phished egorapter weren't you. Fucking spammers.

Sep. 26, 2009 | 11:20 AM Jinx-Studios says:

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